The One That Wonders How It Came To This. . .

It reads: 'Also In The News: Which star will face first bush tucker ordeal?'

Sorry? Did you say news?

Jesus H Fucking Christ, this is news?

There can be only response to this question:

'Who gives a fuck?'

Unfortunately, there can be only response to that one:

'A good many people do.'

We're doomed. I'll think I'll just walk down to the gulag myself and save them the effort of transporting me.