It reads: 'Also In The News: Which star will face first bush tucker ordeal?'Sorry? Did you say news?
Jesus H Fucking Christ, this is news?
There can be only response to this question:
'Who gives a fuck?'
Unfortunately, there can be only response to that one:
'A good many people do.'
We're doomed. I'll think I'll just walk down to the gulag myself and save them the effort of transporting me.
