Where to start? What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on?
Firstly Gordon the Goldfish told Cameron in the house last month that if he looks at the new vehicle excise duty plans that:
'. . .he will see that the majority of drivers will benefit from it.'
Now this morning we hear that the Treasury's own figures show that 9 million motorists will be worse off as a result.
NINE FUCKING MILLION.
I don't have the car ownership stats, although I could probably find them if I had the inclination, however I willing to bet that nine million shaftees doesn't constitute a minority of car owners.
That's nine million people being kicked squarely in the bollocks when he expressly told us that the majority of us would benefit. But that's not all, those who will be hit worse by this pernicious, hostile and retrospective tax will be those with older cars. Who owns these cars? The poor, the elderly, single parents, the disabled. Well done Gordon, well done indeed. The opposition parties couldn't even dream this own goal up, you really have taken political suicide to a new level.
So we have two conclusions to draw from this;
Firstly, you knowingly and deliberately misled the house when you told Cameron that. Therefore you should be held to account for this and removed from office immediately. Secondly, you are so amazingly incompetent and pig-shit thick that you cannot be trusted to run a bath, let alone a country, and should be removed from office immediately.
I've asked before, how does us giving you all our money equate to 'saving the environment'? It doesn't it is taking money under false pretence. This is called fraud.
I quote this lyric from 'Take A Bow' by Muse, one of my favourite popular beat ensembles:
Bring corruption to all that you touch
And beholden for all that you've done
Cast a spell
Cast a spell on the country you run
You will risk
You will risk all their lives and their souls
You will burn
You will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
For your sins
And then, AND THEN, you tell the New Statesman that you're just like Heathcliff from
Well, at least he's honest about something.
As an aisde, Heathcliff's love rival in the book, who eventually marries Cathy is called Linton. Now which former PM has that as one of his names?