So, come Monday morning, good old Gordon will have a solution to the 'knife-crime epidemic'. Knife crime? Epidemic? Let's not call a spade a manual earth moving implement shall we?
Let's call it 'ill-educated, poorly raised chavs keep stabbing people, I wouldn't mind if it was just between their tiny minded little groups, but it isn't.' I know, it isn't as catchy, but it is a great deal more explicit.
Anyhow, I'm sure Gordon will have it all figured out by Monday.
Oh no, hang on a minute. I'm not sure of that at all, because Gordon Brown is a moronic fucking cretin with about as much right to the keys of Number 10 as a stoat.
Bystander, author of the excellent Magistrate's blog puts it much better than me, and he's the poor bugger who has to deal with the detritus from all of this.