Old George Dubbya has today announced that Turkey must join the EU.
I agree wholeheartedly. They can have our place.
You pack up the stationery we don't need anymore, I'll nip down the local(ish) Post Office, (y'know, one of the ones that the EU hasn't forced to close), and get all the post from the Commission redirected to Ankara.
There you go, a win-win-win situation. How often do they turn up?