Tuesday, 10 June 2008

The One That, Amazingly, Agrees With President Bush.

Old George Dubbya has today announced that Turkey must join the EU.

I agree wholeheartedly. They can have our place.

You pack up the stationery we don't need anymore, I'll nip down the local(ish) Post Office, (y'know, one of the ones that the EU hasn't forced to close), and get all the post from the Commission redirected to Ankara.

There you go, a win-win-win situation. How often do they turn up?


Anonymous said...

Just what Europe needs another 70 million muslims. Old Europe is dying only to be replaced by a violent bunch of seventh century barbarians.

Anonymous said...

This tickled me...

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” (Which means, “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.”)

The kneeling man shouts back, “I’m Muslim, I don’t understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can’t speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, infidel, speak in English.”

The Amish farmer replies, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.”

Snowolf said...

We were the barbarians, crippling education with only the clerics being able to read and write, squashing new ideas and exporting nothing but war.

Isn't it funny now how anything challenging the status quo is now shouted down. OK, you won't be burned at the stake, just accused of being a paedo or a reactionary.

And what do we export now? Hmmm, raging battles in the Middle East because we have an idealogical difference to those in power. Don't get me wrong, I make no value judgement here, it is just funny how history repeats itself and everyone is really, really surprised.

The muslims aren't the problem and Turkey seems to be doing quite nicely without the EU. If they've any sense they'll stay away.