Amazing scenes in news rooms up and down the country today as editors wandered around with shell-shocked looks on their faces, as reporters emailed in copy and beamed in TV reports that showed today's demonstrations in London which spectacularly failed to 'kick-off'.
Brown must be crapping himself, if it doesn't kick off during the G20 meeting, or at any point between now and May next year, he'll have to go the polls, and won't be able to postpone it with the Civil Contingencies Act.
Somewhere there's a shabbily dressed, one-eyed Scot with a quivering arsehole. Why can't the proles be trusted to rise up when provoked? Perhaps it was because the weather was so shitty today. . .