It's great, I had cause to walk into town to post a letter. Normally I would have gone to the Post Office, but in Canterbury, despite the fact it was always full of people, it has closed so I had to go to WHShits instead.
I make it a policy not to deviate from the route in and the route out, not a second's browsing takes place.
Anyhow, enough of the deviation from the subject in hand. The town was full of people wearing red noses and doing kerrrrrazzeee things like wearing odd socks and big red afro wigs, it was HILARIOUS!
Also some bastard from a carpet cleaning firm keeps calling my mobile, I've got a dirty great hairy dog and laminate flooring. He can fuck off. If he calls again, I'll tell him I'll find out where he lives and set fire to his kids.