Monday, 6 September 2010

Dog bites man.

And so it continues.

The fact that the Catholic Archbishop of Westminster thinks the tax payer should be funding the trip his former Nazi child-abuse condoning boss will be taking to the UK is news, is it?

Bloody hell what next? I can see the headlines now:

‘Don’t vote for other candidates.’ says Ed Balls.

‘Getting crushed to death by bale of hay ruined my weekend.’ claims former ELO cellist.

Capello rallies troops with cry of ‘We hope to score more goals than Switzerland on Tuesday.’

Bear looks at woods and cries ‘My God! Why didn’t I think of shitting in there?’

Good grief, is it Christmas yet?

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