When it all kicks off, we'll be fine.

OK, let's carry on with this silly season malarkey.

There are many benefits to Libertarianism, but one of them will likely (and rightly) stay out of reach. Say what you like about fascism, national socialism and communism, but credit where it is due, those guys do scary very well. They are also very adept at designing an impressive uniform. A uniform is something we as Libertarians are most unlikely to ever have.

Doesn't mean we can't do scary though.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Glenn Jacobs, who under his pseudonym of Kane is the current World Heavyweight Champion:



OK, it's not a 'real' sporting event, (cricket, cycling, athletics, snooker, anyone?), but if it all kicks off, I'm making sure I stand next to Jacobs. He's one of us and blogs under the name of Citizen X here.

Dog bites man.

And so it continues.

The fact that the Catholic Archbishop of Westminster thinks the tax payer should be funding the trip his former Nazi child-abuse condoning boss will be taking to the UK is news, is it?

Bloody hell what next? I can see the headlines now:

‘Don’t vote for other candidates.’ says Ed Balls.

‘Getting crushed to death by bale of hay ruined my weekend.’ claims former ELO cellist.

Capello rallies troops with cry of ‘We hope to score more goals than Switzerland on Tuesday.’

Bear looks at woods and cries ‘My God! Why didn’t I think of shitting in there?’

Good grief, is it Christmas yet?

Silly Season Bites.

Not much going at present, is there? And what there is is difficult to do anything proper with.

I could talk about the timing of Blair's memoirs cunningly coinciding with the start of the election of a new Labour leader.

I could talk about how all the candidates in the election are either mad, sinister, useless or all three.

I could talk about how Hague has been caught spending our money to give his mate a job, and how sad it is that the only way to highlight this rampant piss-taking is to insinuate that he's been kicking his back doors in.

I could talk about the cynicism displayed by Hague in choosing now to talk about how his wife has had a miscarriage, so leave me alone because it isn't fair.

What about the Inter-governmental Panel on Climate Change being told not to be caught out spinning their bullshit again? It doesn't matter, it isn't about truth.

Could talk about Asil Nadir, but, meh.

Could talk about the no-ball scandal which has disappointed, but not exactly shocked the cricket world.

But to be honest, once you've said the above, how much more detail can you go into?

Perhaps something approaching proper news will come around shortly.