Fun is bad for our health. That is why smoking has been all but banned everywhere. That is why, with the job pretty much done, that focus has now been shifted to drinking. That's bad for our health too.
These things are being banned under the suggestion they are bad for us, but really it is because they are fun. To crush our spirit in a grey and grinding distopia, there must be no fun.
What else do Purtians hate? What else is fun? What else can be banned under the guise of being for the good of our health?
Couples should consider sleeping apart for the good of their health and
relationship, say experts.
Ahh yes, that'll do it.
The next round of heated shot is sat in the fire waiting for the muzzle.