And this even more ridiculous subtitle:
'Teddy, a six-year-old donkey with Anna Usborne, in Chalford, Gloucestershire, ahead of an Easter Sunday walk that aims to encourage children to enjoy a chocolate-free weekend, for the sake of their health.'
Oh do shut up and fuck off, there's a good woman.
'Hey kids, no chocolate this morning, it's bad for you. But we're going on a walk, and you'll see a lovely donkey. Won't that be nice?'
One case where I think a child stabbing someone to death would attract little criticism.