The One That Wants Someone To Think Of The Pets. . .

A mini corruption scandal in Spain has resulted in a Brit being made Mayor of the town in which he lives.

Mark Lewis took up the reins in San Fulgencio after the mayor, the deputy and four top councillors were arrested over alleged real estate corruption.

Well, that's all very well, but this Brit abroad is Councillor for Animals, he's responsible for organising searches for lost pets. Who's going to do that?

Any chance of the entire parliamentary Labour party being nicked? All except for Bob Marshall-Andrews, he can run the show for the rest of the term, that'd be good.