If you don't let me scan you small child, then Vince Cable will come and get you. . .
With that headline and a picture of a crying child, I was wondering what Vince Cable was doing there, it turns out it isn't him at all. That's a relief to be honest, he declared war on Rupert Murdoch, I'd hate to think what would happen if he declared war on a nuclear power station.
Normal service will be resumed shortly. . .
Sicked up after eating some grass by