Many thanks to a Twitter correspondent who pointed me in the direction of this website, which has caused me a degree of mirth this evening.
The best efforts thus far (with captions):
|The full body search left Ed shocked and unable to walk properly for several hours.|
|As the minute silence falls around Whitehall and the Cenotaph, Ed realises he forgot to turn his phone on silent.|
|After years of frustration and fantasies, Ed finally got his chance to make the move on Harriet Harman.|
Ooooh, actually, no. That last one made me feel a little queasy.
I'm errm, I'm just going out to get some air.