Laugh? I almost did.

Got a few things to talk about, but seem to be having problems pulling my finger out.

Many thanks to a Twitter correspondent who pointed me in the direction of this website, which has caused me a degree of mirth this evening.

The best efforts thus far (with captions):

The full body search left Ed shocked and unable to walk properly for several hours.

 

*Giggle*

As the minute silence falls around Whitehall and the Cenotaph, Ed realises he forgot to turn his phone on silent.

*Guffaw*

After years of frustration and fantasies, Ed finally got his chance to make the move on Harriet Harman.

*Roffle*

Ooooh, actually, no. That last one made me feel a little queasy.

I'm errm, I'm just going out to get some air.