Let us suppose for a minute that you decide to invest that money somewhere.
Let us suppose for a moment longer that you've spent the last two years living under a log, delivering diversity training to a family of woodlice, and haven't really been paying attention to what's been going on.
So you scrape your few quid together and you seek the advice of someone who, you hope, has a decent idea of what he's talking about, what's hot and what's not. You rock up at his office and state that you'd been thinking of investing the cash into government bonds. Greek government bonds.
Assuming your chap isn't a complete mouth breathing simpleton, you'd expect him to say something along the lines of 'that's probably not a great idea, interest rates are through the roof on Bubble Bonds at the moment, it represents a great return if those bonds are honoured, but I'm concerned that the Greek government will default. It's a high risk investment, and I'd advise against it.'
You'd hope, wouldn't you?
However, it would seem that if your man does this, he's going to find himself in a spot of hot water. . .
The Greek authorities have asked Interpol to question a London trader over an email he sent which talked of the high chance of a Greek default.The email, published in a Greek newspaper, refers to "increased noise" over a Greek debt restructuring as early as Easter.
Greece is highly sensitive to allegations it may not stick to strict repayment terms on its recent bail-out.
Sensitive? It is one bottle of ouzo away from not being able to cover the bonds. We're talking serious bankruptcy here. We're talking taking a hammer to the piggy bank and finding a button, an old washer and an escudo which is worth only slightly more than a drachma. When it goes down, they're going be broker than the brokest thing you can think of, and we're going to have to pay for it. They're sensitive? Well excuse me, I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings. Hang on, my chequebook's here, how much do you want?
The finance ministry says the incident amounts to "possible criminal conduct".
Really? Under what law? The we must never upset the broke bubbles act? Jesus H Christ on a little purple tricycle with a bell and hi-viz jacket.
Greece's Finance Minister George Papaconstantinou insisted on Wednesday that Greece could deal with its debt mountain.
Oh well, that's fine then. What was I concerned about?
Tell the truth and say that you're concerned about someone not paying a debt, in an email, and Interpol get called in? They really are madder than Mad Stavros Theopopodopoloopyous, winner of Greece's maddest man competition.