So one of the great conspiracy theories of recent years has been laid to rest with the release of Obama's full 'long form' birth certificate.
It was always a very lazy attack on a president which (at the risk of sounding like a Grauniadista) smacked a little of racism. There's plenty of things to take Obama to task about, but this was never one of them. Perhaps the public can now turn their attentions to the man's policies rather than his place of birth.
No doubt it will be decried as a forgery, counterfeit or some other sort of fraud now.
Meanwhile, what the hell is all this guff about Labour demanding an apology from Cameron over his 'calm down, dear' line to Angela Eagle?
Really? Really? Is that the biggest thing you have to worry about?
Stop being so bloody precious.
Or I'll start demanding she apologise for this comment, when the House was warned about the financial bubble in 2008:
"Fortunately for all of us...that colourful and lurid fiction has no real bearing on the macro-economic reality."
Policitians and conspiracy-theorists, I'm not sure which I have less time for, to be honest.