I'm off on me hols, see you in a week or so.
If you're good I'll send you a postcard.
If you're very good I'll bring you back a present. Just leave me your name, address and debit or credit card number along with expiry and validity dates plus the last three digits on the back of the card.
When I get back I expect to find a Libertarian government in power. Get to it you slackers, stop wasting your time reading half-arsed blogs.