“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign.” Details of Petition: “There are many reasons why we might want Brown to resign, but rather than having lots of narrow petitions on this topic (most of which have been rejected), I wanted one for all of us.”
That's the petition wording.
Here's the response:
The Prime Minister is completely focussed on restoring the economy, getting people back to work and improving standards in public services. As the Prime Minister has consistently said, he is determined to build a stronger, fairer, better Britain for all.
But we're broke because you've pissed all our money up the wall, Gordon.
There are no jobs Gordon, not real ones, there's no manufacturing. The EU has seen to that. Private business is mired in a morass of paperwork, red-tape and punitive taxes because you lot can't stand the idea of someone making money without your help.
The public servants are now starting to rise up, unable to do their jobs because of your rules and tinkering. Thousands added on to the payroll, with nothing to do, and now you've realised you can't pay them.
As for building a stronger, fairer and better Britain, well, you've had almost 13 years now. From where I've been standing, it's become weaker, unfairer and much, much worse.
Invite us in for a cuppa when we pass your gaff this morning, give all your advisors and spin doctors a scare. You might even like what we have to say.