Saturday, 5 February 2011

Food for thought.

This woman is 51.

Gillian McKeith used to claim to be a doctor, until she was told to stop it. She promotes herself as a 'nutritionalist'. TV has bought into this in the UK and across the Atlantic. She has had TV shows where she advocates a 'holistic' approach to nutrition and ill health, promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets colonic irrigation and supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful, that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of lingual and faecal examination. She is a brow-beating, shreiking, foot-stamping, Righteous, harridan.

I'm betting she eats alone, in silence, probably indulging in a spot of scouring at the same time.

This woman is 50.

Nigella Lawson is a TV cook. Her entire output would have McKeith going purple with rage. She eats nothing but meat, butter and deserts. Half-fat is a mystery to her. No meal is complete without accompanying alcohol. She is one of the most popular figures in the UK. Admired by women for showing that real women exist and loved by men because, well, look at her.

I'm betting she eats with friends and family, surrounded by contented chatter and laughter. Except when she's tucking into the leftover chocolate mousse just before going to bed.

These two pictures demonstrate what the Righteous, the people that would have you smoke-free, drink-free, fat-free, friend-free, choice-free, freedom-free actually look like, and what they want you to look like. It also shows how those who want everyone to spend the time we have on this Earth actually living and loving, rather than surviving and cowering in fear, look.

Which would you rather be?


Angry Exile said...

Fantastic post and absolute no brainer to the question at the end. The difference between enjoying life and spending your time poking through other people's shit, literally and metaphorically, has never been made so stark. Akubra deeply doffed Snowolfwards.I'll link later.

Ian R Thorpe said...

Hilarious. In that picture GillyMac looks as if she has lived on a diet of toxic chemicals for twenty years.

I'll try and push some traffic your way, this post deserves to go viral.

Middle Seaxe said...

One of the very few bits of that Jungle shit I saw was to see Shaun Ryder eating Kangaroo's cock next to her while she refused even a few mealy worms.

Is it not glorious to think that a drugged up fat old cunt like Shaun would survive longer to repopulate the earth rather than her, who would refuse to do the required thing to live long enough to procreate?

Shaun Ryder, Darwinism personified.

A world populated by mini Shauns would be so much more worth living in.

Technomist said...

You have really put your finger onto something there.