Take a look at this little blighter:
|A criminal. Thankfully, he appears to have been given the sack already.|
Sam starts work at 6.45am every day, but because he’s only 15 legally he cannot begin work until 7am – and if he does that, he could miss the start of school.
He'll have to give up work then, won't he? If he misses the start of the school day, his parents must be prosecuted. Of course, if he misbehaves at school, disrupts lessons, bullies smaller children and intimidates female members of staff, that's fine, it's his human right to express himself.
He won a national award last year for looking after a terminally ill pensioner.