Former home secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she quit the cabinet partly because of the expenses row over pornography watched by her husband.
Well, there's a surprise.
Ms Smith, MP for Redditch, said: "It's part of the reason I resigned." She added: "You become a person who is associated with these things."
Well, that's the end of the porn industry. Who wants her to be associated with anything, let alone *artistic* photomagraphs?