tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542314237618354286.post818678658592761694..comments2022-11-26T09:01:42.261+00:00Comments on The Snowolf: The One That Is Watching His Bloody Back . . .Snowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11945365872261323520noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542314237618354286.post-66137050363893656312008-06-25T21:54:00.000+01:002008-06-25T21:54:00.000+01:00Nice idea, leg-iron, next time the Snowolf and I g...Nice idea, leg-iron, next time the Snowolf and I go out for a stroll, I'll tie a carrier bag (Yes! I still use them, I'm killing the planet, God damn me, and I couldn't give a fuck) to her harness.<BR/><BR/>I'll then look for a poo-warden, or a CCTV camera and curl out a Mr. Whippy on the grass. Perhaps the council will seize the dog's bed in lieu of payment of the fine?Snowolfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945365872261323520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542314237618354286.post-71286195782403386372008-06-25T18:48:00.000+01:002008-06-25T18:48:00.000+01:00it'll not be long before they demand that we all c...<I>it'll not be long before they demand that we all collect our own shit to be sent off for dietary analysis</I><BR/><BR/>But then we will finally be able to answer the age-old question, 'Who ate all the pies?'<BR/><BR/><BR/>I don't have a dog. I've seen dog walkers who collect the stuff (much to the bemusement of their dogs) and some who don't. <BR/><BR/>When I was young, nobody ever thought to pick up their dog's crap. As children we used to go around sticking little flags in them. They were everywhere. <BR/><BR/>But in those days, people looked where they were going so the 'squelch' moments weren't too common.<BR/><BR/>Sure, it's a good thing to clean it up, but it's hardly a hanging offence if someone misses one. Certainly not something that justifies employing poo-wardens to trail around after people.<BR/><BR/>It looks like all those we medicate as 'paranoid' might have been right after all. 'They' really are watching us wherever we go.<BR/><BR/>One final thought - if I walked a dog, and I took a dump, does the dog get prosecuted for not picking it up? Would the confusion be enough to blow a poo-warden's brain? Could be worth a try.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com