I draw the line somewhere though.
At Easter, I blogged the following:
Well what's this I spy?'Teddy, a six-year-old donkey with Anna Usborne, in Chalford, Gloucestershire, ahead of an Easter Sunday walk that aims to encourage children to enjoy a chocolate-free weekend, for the sake of their health.'
Oh do shut up and fuck off, there's a good woman.
'Hey kids, no chocolate this morning, it's bad for you. But we're going on a walk, and you'll see a lovely donkey. Won't that be nice?'
Parents should shun chocolate bars and sweets this Halloween and instead give their children spooky-themed healthy food, a charity says.
Yes, folks. It's the recycling of news stories.
Same story, same comment from me.
Fuck off you meddling, purse-lipped, joyless, bleak, grey, miserable arse-wipes.
When will you get the message that we couldn't care less about you, what you think or what you stand for and we will take no notice of you whatsoever?
I look forward to the same being trotted out in a few weeks for the festive period.